Don't squeeze the Charmin!

Well, we just got back from parent teacher conference with James' kindergarten teacher. She has been teaching close to 30 years and she told us that James has made her top ten list of student stories of her career. She told us that James came out of the bathroom and was complaining about the toilet paper and told her that the "toilet paper is no good" he told her that she needs to get Charmin. Mrs Ray told James that she has Charmin at home but that she does not buy the toilet paper for the school. Mrs. Ray thought that was the end of the discussion. (oh, how we know different). A little while later Mrs Ray noticed that James was not in class, she located him in the Assistant Principal's office. Apparently, he went to the front office, told the secretary's there that the toilet paper in the school was not good and that they needed some Charmin, he then asked them who he needed to speak to get that changed. He was escorted to the Assistant Principal's office where he apparently plead his case. The Monday after spring break the Kindergarten, afternoon class will be having a Charmin test. Each child in the class will be wiping their noses with the Charmin and the "other brand" to find out which one is better. I wonder who will win... To be continued...